Lazerz Tazerz n Blazerz

by Suspender Defenders

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"The Suspender Defenderz are an excessively gaudy and conceptual supergroup, their anonymous pseudonyms explain everything: Captain Suspender, Stack O-Man, & Meat Sauce....Imagine 3-year olds munching pixie sticks and arguing about nerf gun control...not my cup of tea."~The Rolling Stone, Jacob Moore

"The Defenderz know how to harness their synergy into a conclusively relevant work of art. This CD could be a piece of American History, as it might be the last straw in toppling the gun ban."~Huffington Post, Dave Jamison

"May this always be known as the worst album you will never hear, tragic waste of 12 minutes..."~Pitchfork, Harold Stine

"Allegedly created in three hours, with absolutely no planning, metronomes, or pitch correction. This is polarizing shit, you either join their cult or you curse them to strangers; either way, this concept band is infamous and will only continue to make a household name for themselves."~ Stereogum, Charlie Mathews

"My big chin is just as big as this concept album....actually I meant my nose because this band is trash rock. With that I present to you the Suspender Defenderz!" ~ Jay Leno (from The Tonight Show)

"I've never seen him (Stack O-Man) kill a man, but I have watched him shoot a man back to life." ~ The Preach, John Hamilton

"This things all about guns...sellout acts with political lyrics, I thought that style died in the 90's."~ Entertainment Weekly, Mary Dellagato

"A sonic car wreck, you don't want to hear it, but you can't stop listening...so don't even start, it's worse than cigarrettes..."~CNN, Bill O'Reilly

"18 songs, 12 minutes?? WTF, was that a pig squeal?? This is not music..." ~New York Times, Tim Kerra

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released January 21, 2013

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