Lazerz Tazerz n Blazerz, by Suspender Defenders

Lazerz Tazerz n Blazerz

by Suspender Defenders

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1.	Satellites r blOOmin 00:58	download
2.	into THIS: 00:24	download
3.	YOU amphibious invertebrate 00:30	download
4.	I just lost the game 00:56	download
5.	there's a man on my shoo 00:22	download
6.	WHAT DO I DOO? 00:33	download
7.	count MR. Geliphoatant. There's 00:17	download
8.	two species of glockophones; 00:50	download
9.	Bad Vibes & Good Glocks 00:38	download
10.	Flooty Food mood 00:59	buy track
11.	sOMetimes we CHANT: 00:54	buy track
12.	"eh eeh eh hee eh eeh" 00:15	buy track
13.	stores outa personality (& magazines) 00:55	buy track
14.	Their best 00:43	buy track
15.	song is 00:57	buy track
16.	track 6 00:59	buy track
17.	Beat The GAME!! 00:40	buy track
18.	An Unending rendition of the Simpsons Theme 00:36	buy track

about

"The Suspender Defenderz are an excessively gaudy and conceptual supergroup, their anonymous pseudonyms explain everything: Captain Suspender, Stack O-Man, & Meat Sauce....Imagine 3-year olds munching pixie sticks and arguing about nerf gun control...not my cup of tea."~The Rolling Stone, Jacob Moore

"The Defenderz know how to harness their synergy into a conclusively relevant work of art. This CD could be a piece of American History, as it might be the last straw in toppling the gun ban."~Huffington Post, Dave Jamison

"May this always be known as the worst album you will never hear, tragic waste of 12 minutes..."~Pitchfork, Harold Stine

"Allegedly created in three hours, with absolutely no planning, metronomes, or pitch correction. This is polarizing shit, you either join their cult or you curse them to strangers; either way, this concept band is infamous and will only continue to make a household name for themselves."~ Stereogum, Charlie Mathews

"My big chin is just as big as this concept album....actually I meant my nose because this band is trash rock. With that I present to you the Suspender Defenderz!" ~ Jay Leno (from The Tonight Show)

"I've never seen him (Stack O-Man) kill a man, but I have watched him shoot a man back to life." ~ The Preach, John Hamilton

"This things all about guns...sellout acts with political lyrics, I thought that style died in the 90's."~ Entertainment Weekly, Mary Dellagato

"A sonic car wreck, you don't want to hear it, but you can't stop listening...so don't even start, it's worse than cigarrettes..."~CNN, Bill O'Reilly

"18 songs, 12 minutes?? WTF, was that a pig squeal?? This is not music..." ~New York Times, Tim Kerra

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released January 21, 2013

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Suspender Defenders Eureka, California

Suspender Defenders are an excessively gaudy conceptual super group, their pseudonyms say it all: Captain Suspender, Femme Deleur, Stack O Man and Meat Sauce. Imagine 3-year olds munching on pixie sticks and arguing about nerf gun control...not!